"Thursday night, Channel 5." That was the goading chant of West Ham fans, after their unlikely victory at White Hart Lane earlier this season. For many, the Europa League is an unwelcome distraction from the Premier League, for others it's an opportunity to see Spurs play teams like Benfica in a competition they may, one day, have a realistic chance of winning. Is there really such a huge difference between Thursday night and Sunday afternoon (the Europa League schedule), and Wednesday night and Saturday afternoon, the timing for many of the much coveted Champions League fixtures?
If you are one of those Spurs fans who are keen to see your team in the Europa League next year, then you may be confronted with a nightmare dilemma before the season is over. As Manchester United lurched from one tepid performance to another, sixth place seemed to be assured at the very least. If United can deliver the anticipated "new manager bounce," in the wake of Moyes' departure - even with a stand-in in charge, then that is far from guaranteed. United can catch Spurs if the London club fail to get seven points from their last three games.
If Arsenal finish fourth, the three Europa League places would then go to the teams in fifth and sixth places, plus Hull City as losing cup finalists.
If Everton pip Arsenal to the fourth Champion's League place, and United finish sixth there is only one way for Spurs to secure their place in the Europa League. Arsenal must beat Hull in the Cup Final.
So Spurs fans, if United do snatch sixth place, then you need Everton to get fourth and Arsenal to win the FA Cup. Or would you prefer to skip the Europa League next year?
It used to to be the Beautiful Game. Now it's all about snarling overpaid prima donnas on the pitch, managers who are going to be "sacked in the morning", billionaires who never saw a game before they bought the club and referees who picked up a whistle because they never got in the team when they were at school. I love the game but it drives me crazy. This blog is my way of getting all the frustrations off my chest and to see if there is anyone else out there who thinks football has gone nuts.
The author
Matt Carrell is the highly acclaimed author of three novels and several short stories. His latest book is A Matter of Life and Death, set in a fictional seaside town where the local team is struggling for Premier League survival. Please check out the links to his 5 star rated works on Amazon.